Ikea
I fear
You're going to make me lose my mind
I finally find
What I'm looking for
And without the horror of going to your store
But your website
It's not right
I put stuff in the basket
And ask it
To let me pay
But no way
You tell me
"This rug is not available online"
That's fine
It was an impulse buy
But why
Do you then say
"You can't order the wardrobe by the way"
For SLÄKT's sake!
Could you make
This any worse?
You can, of course
The drawers I need
You can despatch at speed
The price makes me shiver
£39 to deliver?!
Convenience costs, I guess
I get out my Visa and click 'yes'
But then.....oh the terror
There's an "Asynchronous Processing Error..
….please contact your bank"
Well thank
YOU!
Could you screw
This up any more?
I want to roar
Instead I try again
And then
The entire purchase gets blocked
"Mrs Kent, your account is locked"
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