Sunday, 25 October 2015

Duvet Wars

It's time for the Duvet War
And I want to have more
Than you
The problem is
You want more too

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The weather here is freezing tonight
And in our sleep we start the fight
I wake up and my left side is cold
Because you, my one true love,  have rolled
And gripped the duvet between your thighs
I shiver and wish it was King-Size

I tug the corner
But it’s stuck tight
And you are out, just like a light
All toasty, sleeping like a log
Dreaming merrily in our 10 tog

I pull hard and wake you
But I don't care
This is Duvet Wars 
And you must share!

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