Dog Walkin' Blues

I went on a dog walk

And mis-judged my clothes
I got soaked to my knickers
I got soaked to my toes
My trousers are clinging
Where they ain't s'posed to cling
What part of me is dry?
Not a god damn thing

'Cos I got the
Dog, dog, dog, walkin' blues
If you want cold feet
Take a walk in my shoes

Got back from my dog walk

Stripped off in the hall
I went to wipe the dog down
He wiped himself down the wall
Now I'm stood in my undies
And thinking what the hell
Am I supposed to do about
That wet dog smell?

'Cos I got the

Dog, dog, dog, walkin' blues
If you want cold feet
Take a walk in my shoes

I went to the bathroom

To get myself dry
Took a look in the mirror
And I wanted to cry
At the start of the morning
I was looking alright 
Now I look like Alice Cooper
And it's given me a fright

'Cos I got the

Dog, dog, dog, walkin' blues
If you want cold feet
Take a walk in my shoes

Now I'm sat here all cosy

Dry jeans on my ass
Cup of Joe on the go now
A bit of time to pass
Feel my day has got better
Right up until when
The dog looks at me like
He wants to go out again

'Cos I got the

Dog, dog, dog, walkin' blues
If you want cold feet
Take a walk in my (soakin' wet, son of a gun) shoes.......